Mimpi.... Dreams.... Yume....

A rhyme with the most romantic first line...
But the least romantic second line.

My feelings for you no words can tell,
Except for maybe "go to hell "

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Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet, and so are you.
But the roses are wilting, the violets are dead, the sugar bowl's empty and so is your head.

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Oh loving beauty you float with grace
If only you could hide your face

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Kind, intelligent, loving and hot;
This describes everything you are not

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I want to feel your sweet embrace
But don't take that paper bag off of your face
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I love your smile, your face, and your eyes -
Damn, I'm good at telling lies !
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I see your face when I am dreaming.
That's why I always wake up screaming
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My love, you take my breath away.
What have you stepped in to smell this way

* Don't try this... =P

During a visit to the mental asylum, a visitor asked the Director what the criterion was which defined whether or not a patient should be institutionalized.

"Well," said the Director, "we fill up a bathtub, then we offer a teaspoon, a teacup and a bucket to the patient and ask him or her to empty the bathtub."

"Oh, I understand," said the visitor. "A normal person would use the bucket because it's bigger than the spoon or the teacup."

" No." said the Director, "A normal person would pull the plug. Do you want a bed near the window? "

DID YOU PASS, OR DO YOU WANT THE BED NEXT TO MINE ????????